Do whatever you want with your life – but don’t have kids with a dickhead.

I recently read some rather astute words by a writer of an opinion piece, who had heard them from someone else (who probably heard them from someone else): “Do whatever you want with your life – but don’t have kids with a dickhead.” Actually, feckin amazing words! And, one of the best pieces of advice …

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The USA has a Clever Plan to Combat Online Extremism: Tots and Pears.

So, the US couldn’t spare anyone to attend the Christchurch Call conference in Paris. Quelle horreur - the very thought of signing up for something that might actually be progressive! “Good idea,” they said diplomatically, “but just not our cuppa tea (sub-text: not really a good idea - it might take us forwards instead of …

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How to do a Really Unsuccessful Dive off a Foot Scooter

Today, I “arsed off” my foot scooter. That’s what we say here, when the involuntary dive to the ground is spectacular. And spectacular it was. Not least because it was right near a busy intersection with a hundred-thousand-million spectators, which caused as much hurt to my pride as it did to my sixty-one-year-old body. Although …

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